About The Author

M is a person in her late, late, laaaate twenties who resides in Columbus, Ohio. She studied creative writing a hundred years ago and fancies herself still somewhat able to write. She’s an adult only by the legal standard, and excels mainly at procrastination and marathoning shows on Netflix or Hulu. She’s the mother of one spunky little girl who seems to love her despite all her shortcomings. She’s worked in medicine since she was legally allowed to work, and plans to return to nursing school soon with the end goal of becoming a Reproductive Health Nurse Practitioner.

Her main goal, however, is that if the cops, her parents, or her in-laws were to show up at the door unexpectedly, that she’d have managed to maintain an acceptable level of clean where she wouldn’t be embarrassed to open the door.